Sunil Iyengar
The Omission
If no one has any questions, we’ll proceed.
The wedding had been marred—an altercation
at the rehearsal dinner. Seems Joe Lydoff,
in a dry run of a wet toast, presumed
to read a list of Stephen’s paramours.
More like a list of grievances it struck
everyone in the banquet hall. Close friends,
none closer than Joe, beamed in recognition
only to check themselves abruptly. Clare,
proud Clare, avoided looking at her parents.
She knew the names too well, but hadn’t known
just who would be excluded. Not many,
it so happened. But one would not let go
of the omission. Rosie Langeford
stomped down the aisle to Joe there on the dais,
and right before he capped the litany
with words like “now, nobody ever could
match up to all these triumphs but ole Clare—“
she (Rosie) flung the contents of her wineglass
into his face.
Which set the whole thing off.
Roger got up—as he was Rosie’s husband—
and gently pleaded. Even he could not,
however, brook the inventive nouns that flowed
from Joe’s contorted lips. So Roger made
to the front, all-deliberate-like, as if
about to broker peace, only to deck
Joe outright. Not that he was in the mood
to countenance his wife’s implicit boast—
and so, the second target of his wrath was
Rosie herself. He jabbed her here and there
until she did that guttural sobbing thing,
with catches in the throat and every word
a broken chest-heave. This was just too much,
finally, for the groom. So Stephen lunged
forward, and—well, you know the rest. Clare bowed
her head in silence, which was rare to see
someone as loudly secular as she
do in a social gathering. But it wasn’t
social at all, this one. It came down to
a list of individuals: Stephen, Clare,
Rosie and Roger, and Joe, who, to avoid
controversy, had made one last omission
from the list-reading.
His own self?
Why, yes.
My client asks for suitable redress.
Sunil Iyengar lives outside Washington, D.C. and writes poems and book reviews. He is the author of a poetry chapbook,
A Call from the Shallows (Finishing Line Press), and editor of
The Colosseum Book of Contemporary Narrative Verse, which Franciscan University Press will publish in the fall of 2025.